Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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