whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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