i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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