She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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