grandma shit on top of the toilet
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
babies were throwing up all over the place
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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