does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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