I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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