Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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