I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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