You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The air taste purple.
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