May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
