I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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