what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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