Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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