Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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