I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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