i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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