i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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