Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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