Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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