i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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