Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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