All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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