If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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