I bet he comes in French.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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