Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
