One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She told me I should be a condom model.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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