we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?