I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard