Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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