I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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