i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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