I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
