I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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