wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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