Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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