I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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