If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My cat gives me a boner
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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