yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
