hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
