dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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