Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
did you just send me my own nude
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