Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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