is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
