The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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