i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well most of my day revolves around power hour
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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