nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think I have vodka in my lungs
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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