am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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