i think my mom watched the whole time
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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