To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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