We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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