Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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