Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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