I want to make a zoo with you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.