these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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