school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
ok first of all what the fuck
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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