I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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