Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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