You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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