Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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