and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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